OLD - Retail Rules (formerly Beta)

[Skittlez]

We didn't have a formal write up of the rules, which lead to a lot of confusion, so we decided to finalize something. However, nothing at these servers seem normal, and but now that we've started with that theme, I thought why not continue it? So here are the rules, in Limerick format:

I got this idea from yahtzee
I love that limerickin' nazi
I'mm not very good
However I would
But fuck off, I don't need paparazzi

So let's all try to be very brief
We all Friggin' hate when you grief
So don't try to run
We know what you've done
And it adds a shitty motif

Oh please don't attack another player*
We really don't need such a hater
Just don't be a prick
With some sort of antic
It just makes you seem all that gayer

One thing we really hate is a stealer
And when you're caught, don't be such a beeler**
And don't try to deny
Or go scream and decry
Cause that will just be a deal sealer

Don't break into homes or into shops
Or go and destroy other people's crops
I swear I will rage
Take a gun and disengage
And then I'll turn you into pork chops

Don't use X-ray texture packs
Or any other sort of hacks
It's highly unfair
So be very aware
I will give you a couple a whacks

And be respectful to others
Just treat them all as your brothers
Don't be a dick
Or say that you're sick
Or we'll all go violate your mothers
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* It is justifiable in the case of self-defense,
or if you are retrieving stolen goods. However,
when you've retrieved the goods, you
must return everything else.

** It's a word... according to Urban Dictionary
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For those of you that have no sense of humor, here are the rules written normally:

- Do not Grief
- Do not attack other players
- Do not steal from other players/ No looting
- Do not break into shops or homes
- Do not use X-ray texture packs, or any hacks for that matter
- Be respectful to others
- Do not use exploits
- Do not create things you know will cause the server to lag.

[Jahona]

Updated Skittlez post at the bottom.

[Juwayyid]

This topic needs updating if it is still used!